Nation Dumbfounded As To Why Little-Leaguer’s Favorite Player Is Chipper Jones

Why? Why Not! What is the big story.

According to a CBS News/New York Times poll, 42 percent of the U.S. populace couldn’t fathom why Keefer was heartbroken when Jones failed to hit .400 last season. Twenty-three percent claimed they “did not understand” what they were being told upon hearing that Keefer purposely wears the same brand of cleats and batting gloves as Jones. A further 12 percent said they were “angered” that Keefer made his father take him to a baseball card show in Indianapolis where Jones was signing autographs.

Why?

Maybe this is why.

Scott Wedner, 34, said. “Don’t get me wrong, Chipper Jones is a good ball player, maybe even a Hall of Famer. He led our team to a World Series, and might be one of the top three switch-hitters in the history of the game. But he’s Chipper Jones, you know?”

Oh, and there is one more big problem; he is also White!

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